SMS Stuff

Love Sms.

i love the 'y'

i love the 'o'

i love the 'u'

put them together

and i love 'you'

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(\_/)

(=.=)

(")(")

a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because

I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night

I do not sleep because I am hungry.

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o,,,o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U'n me forever..
and ever and ever!
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Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love

ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...

Makes Life Beautiful

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SMS Jokes

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi

to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked

named him: SOME TIN WONG....
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai

ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
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Funny Sms.

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...

then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm

just happy that cows can't fly!
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking c

offee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all

things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.

U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one

rested ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it &

keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using

Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without

any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Smile Sms.

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
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Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.She will be visiting u soon. plz attend her

properly. I asked to stay with you
forever. Her name is SMILE...
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Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
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Let me guess what U R doing...
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
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Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush daily.
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U know what is the largest word in english language.
"SmileS" bcoz there is mile between two "S". (S mile S). So
spread smiles everywhere
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Eid Sms.

,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_ Wishing You _)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸
׺°"~`"°º××÷·.·´¯`·)» Å VË®¥ HåppY ËÏD «(·´¯`·.·÷×׺°"~`"°º×

_________EID MUBA____________EID MUBAR
______EID MUBARAKEID_______EID MUBARAKEID M
____EID MUBARAKEID MUBA___EID MUBARAKEID MUBA
___EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARA_______EID
__EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARA_________EID
_EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID_______EID
_EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUB______E
EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAK__EID
EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID_E
EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID M
_EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID
__EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKE
____EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBAR
______EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID
_________EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID MUBAR
____________EID MUBARAKEID MUBARAKEID
______________EID MUBARAKEID MUBAR
_________________EID MUBARAKEI
___________________EID MUBAR
_____________________EID MU
______________________EID
_______________________EI
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__+__EID MUBARAK__.
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._______________.--"~~"-.
____________,-"____.-~~"-\___.
___.______.^______/____(_)_.
____+___{_.---.___/______~
________/____.__Y____.
_______/_____\_j_______+
._____Y_____(_)--l__
______|___________"-.______.
______|_____(________\
.__.___|________.)~-.__/__._____.
__.____l_________)
.____.__\____<;;;;;;l
__+_____\_______\
_________\_______^.
___._______^._______"-.___.
_____________"-._______~-.___,
_______._________"--.._____.^
may this eid brings lots of happiness
4 u n ur family (Ameen)
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Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye.